The remote…
The first thing that I would like to point out is that yes females; you can gain control of the remote control too during “family time”. It’s all about how one gets to being in control of the remote.
I’ve heard a lot of stories from people, my friends and their friends about their experiences with the remote. How the man is the head of the house so he gets the remote control. He gets to decide what the family will be watching (of course it has to be something that he enjoys) whether it’s during the ad breaks or not and if it’s not the father than it’s the annoying older brother and if it’s between the girlfriend and boyfriend... it’s the boyfriend. The females complain about how they never get to watch their programmes and it is always their partner who is flicking through TV channels in ad breaks. Go on then, do something about it. Don’t just stand their complaining screaming in his face coz trust me it aint gon do nothing. Chances are his focus is all on the television set and has blocked you out completely.
As Tula’s mother says in My big fat Greek Wedding (forgot exactly word to word), “the husband maybe the head of the house but the woman is the neck and she can turn the head around any way she wants”.
Smart Greeks huh. Its common sense really. Simply say, no remote... no dinner and no ironing. Works in my family.
Anyways…
DES’REE – Life lyrics - http://www.lyricsdepot.com/desree/life.html - worst lyrics ever? I DISAGREE.
My (guy) cousin and I were watching the tele last night (with the remote control in my hand – in relation to my first point) the news update came on and mentioned something about the worst lyrics of a song ever written. So many bad songs came to our minds that were chucking them across the room and cracking up laughing. Never did we think that poor Des’ree’s song ‘Life’ would take the cup. I mean ok it’s not the greatest song ever but to be named the worst? I didn’t think that was fair. I could come up with so many songs with pathetic lyrics far worse that poor Des’ree’s song, one being (being mature about this) Bloodhound Gang’s Vagina song. I mean come on; people are going to choose ‘life’ over ‘the vagina song’? Completely pathetic in my opinion.
Take a look at her lyrics and then the lyrics of the other song. I didn’t catch how they came to this conclusion or whether it was a poll but who ever participated in this crowing Des’ree’s song “the worst” is seriously (with all do respect) stupid.
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